By Jenny Allen - Yesterday, watching the news while using the
elliptical machine at the gym, I tried to speed up my pace by...turning up the
volume on the TV. I do it all the time. I also regularly forget to unplug my
headset before walking away, treating my fellow gymgoers to the spectacle of my
jerking to a sudden, yanked stop.
I never laughed when people used to joke about President Gerald Ford not
being able to walk and chew gum at the same time, because I didn't really find
it that funny. I actually can walk and chew gum at the same time. But, truly, I
understand why others might find it taxing. When it comes to multitasking, I am
more competent only by a hair, and sometimes not even that.
By Anna Davies
"Work" is never going to be synonymous with "play" — heck,
that's why they pay you. Still, you can find inspiration and purpose
even in a ho-hum job. Bonnie Kelly and Teresa Walsh, cofounders of Silpada
Designs, a direct-sales jewelry company with thousands of representatives
around the country, offer tips to help you cultivate passion for your work.
More than once, I've found myself standing in my bedroom closet holding,
say, a screwdriver and a cup of coffee, as clueless as a sleepwalker about what
I am doing there. And I cannot answer the phone while writing an e-mail without
sending the message to the wrong person-or calling the person on the phone by
the name of the person I'm e-mailing.
Obviously, I am especially unsuited for multitasking; but I would argue
that, while most of us are doing it, none of us is doing it very well.
If you are playing a family board game while making cookies for your block's
bake sale, are you really playing a board game with your family, or driving
everyone crazy by jumping up to check the oven every five minutes? Why have
women signed on to do so many things at once? We don't, after all, expect men
to multitask. A man lying on the sofa reading the newspaper is busy. A woman
lying on the sofa reading the newspaper is underemployed and interruptible-a
signal her family picks up because she herself sends it out. We seem to
consider ourselves unworthy unless we make ourselves available to our family
and others all of the time-and there's no way to do that without cramming every
minute with two or three chores.