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WebMD Feature from "Esquire" Magazine

By Michael Austin

Esquire Magazine Logo With modified versions for you lightweights

THE PRINCETON CREW QUINTATHLON

This exercise in masochism was conceived by Glenn Ochal, a Princeton frosh from Philly. One day during his winter break, Ochal rowed twelve miles on the Schuylkill, then biked seventeen miles, then ran a 10k, then rowed another 15k on a rowing machine. To finish, he sprinted up the steps of the Philadelphia Museum of Art fifty times. ( Yo, Adrian! ) The entire ordeal took six hours and thirty-four minutes.

Chance of collapse: 97 percent

So do this instead: Bike six miles or do forty-five minutes on a stationary bicycle. Run three miles outside or do twenty-five minutes on a treadmill. Row for thirty minutes on a rowing machine. Cool down with five easy minutes on a StairMaster.
Guaranteed results: Major cardio gains, plus broader shoulders and lats from the rowing.

CRUNCH FITNESS'S TREADRIDE WITH WALKVEST

The first thing the drill sergeants at Crunch make you do is strap on a ten- to sixteen-pound weight vest and walk for five minutes at four miles per hour and a 2.0 incline. Then things get ugly, beginning with fifteen minutes of running, topping out at 7.5 miles per hour and a 5.0 incline. Three sets of fifteen push-ups are next (with the vest still on, naturally), followed by five minutes of running at 7.5/2.0. A fast-walk recovery phase takes you up a 5.0 hill for three minutes with your hands behind your back, forcing your legs to do all the work. After that, it's three sets of fifteen bicep curls with twenty-pound dumbbells, a one-minute sprint (7.5/2.0), an easy one-minute walk, and a final, vestless run that increases steadily from seven to eight miles per hour over the final five minutes.

Chance you'll be hurled from the treadmill: 45 percent

So do this instead: Holding two-pound weights in your hands, walk for five minutes at 3.5 miles per hour, 1.0 incline, then increase speed by one mile per hour every five minutes until you hit twenty minutes. Still holding those weights, walk again for two minutes at 3.5 speed, 1.0 incline. Do two sets of ten push-ups, followed by two sets of ten curls with twenty-pound dumbbells. Finish with ten minutes on a stationary bike at moderate resistance.
Guaranteed results: Rapid weight loss, better posture.

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