I was in college, and I was talking to my friend at the diner. And she said to me, you know, “What does it
feel like?” And I said to her, you know, “Here. Here's some spoons.
(Holds up handful of spoons)
Follow my day.”
And she said, “Well you get up, and you go out.”
And I'm like, “Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!"
So come on girls. Wait… I get up, and I open up my eyes. I'm running late and I feel my body is in pain.
(Throws down a spoon)
Then I crawl out of bed. It's not like I "jump." It's I "crawl" out of bed.
(Throws another spoon)