One thing is sure: Hugh Laurie, the star of Fox's hit medical drama
House, does not suffer from "white coat hypertension," the
well-documented phenomenon in which blood pressure increases in the presence of
a doctor. If anything, this six-foot-plus Golden Globe winner experiences the
opposite reaction. "I find white coats rather saintly in some ways," he
says smoothly. In fact, "I have a reverence for the practice of medicine --
I'm a great believer in Western medicine and all its wonders."
Reverent? Dr. Gregory House? The ornery yet masterful infectious disease
specialist, who never met a hospital rule he didn't like to break? Make no
mistake: Hugh Laurie and the good doctor -- a character the actor has portrayed
for the past three seasons and who has taught him a thing or two about the
practice of medicine -- are not one and the same, even if Laurie is supremely
comfortable assuming his persona.
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The son of a general practitioner in the United Kingdom, Laurie once
considered becoming a doctor, as opposed to just playing one on TV. "There
are regrets," the 47-year-old admits. "I didn't have the gift for
science that perhaps I needed to be a doctor, and I certainly did not have the
appetite for hard work that I knew was needed."
So what, exactly, has Laurie learned during his tenure as House? "There
are no clear and immediate answers to medical problems," he answers.
"The average lay patient assumes or hopes that as soon as he walks into a
clinic, his condition will immediately become [clear] and the course of
treatment will be immediately apparent." Of course this isn't the case in
reel -- or real -- life. "A lot of times, doctors are groping with
conflicting therapies and things that work -- and don't work -- and they really
have to improvise," he muses.
But that's not all he's absorbed. "Eat more green vegetables," the
actor quips, brandishing a bit of House's trademark sarcasm.
Americans may be surprised to learn that Laurie, best known to his British
fans as the comic star of such hits as A Bit of Fry and Laurie,
Blackadder and Jeeves and Wooster, finds it difficult to
speak with the doctor's accent. "It is immensely hard to speak
American," he says. "I have to struggle and check myself every day,
every scene, and every sentence. It's almost as if I am speaking another
language, and mentally, it's very draining."
Saying "coronary artery" is especially tricky, he tells WebMD.
"My heart sinks every time I see a scene with those two words in
Like House, Laurie is cynical about alternative medicine. "I am very
skeptical, and that has got a lot to do with my reverence for my father and for
his belief in the rational, logical, and empirical," he says. "I don't
find herbs, acupuncture, and the mysteries of the East all that enticing ...
I've gone to an acupuncturist and put drops of herbal remedies in my bath and
done all that sort of stuff," he says, adding that "there is no clear
benefit that I can see."