Embarrassing Question: Can I Lose Something in My Vagina?

OK.

Can I lose something in my vagina?

Yeah.

Things get lost in there.

Condoms, tampons, piercings, car keys.

We're only human, right?

We lose stuff.

Well, it's not lost.

It's not floating around your bod.

It's still in your vagina.

It's just a little too far up for you to be able to grab it.

Or maybe even feel it.

Which might seem like a reason to panic.

I promise it's not.

It's really going to be OK.

All you need to do is call your doctor.

They're going to bring you in for an exam.

They're going to get it on out of there.

You're going to feel much better.

Your girl's going to be good to go.

And you are to have a great story for your next dinner party.

Might not want to tell that story at the dinner party, I guess.

Just forget that part.