[MUSIC PLAYING]
SPEAKER: Sounds
like an urban myth, right?
Sorry, guys.
It's called penile fracture
and it is fo reals.
Before I go into the gory
details...
if you're watching this
because you think you may have
done this to yourself,
if you're sitting there with
a penis that looks like
an eggplant -- you need medical
attention!
Now!
Get over your embarrassment
and head to the ER.
You can't walk this one off,
buddy.
And if you don't get
prompt medical attention,
you risk permanent damage.
Now, if you don't have
an injured penis,
or you don't have a penis
at all, let's talk about what
this is exactly.
I mean, like, "what?!
A penis doesn't have a bone.
That's right.
No bone.
But it does have two spongy
chambers that run the length
of the penis -- now, these guys
are the magic makers.
When you put on the Marvin Gaye,
you're turnin' up the heat,
these chambers start filling up
with blood -- turning that soft,
bendable penis ROCK HARD.
Which is great.
But not so great when that very
hard penis misses
its intended target
during intercourse and slams
into a solid surface instead.
A boner don't bend, people --
that thing snaps.
It even makes a snapping sound!
And then there's intense pain,
swelling,
and aforementioned eggplant
thing.
Of course sex isn't the only way
this happens, but it's by far
the most common.
So, enthusiasm in the bedroom
is great, but be
careful with that thing.
It can break!
