Health Is No Joke for Roseanne Barr

The comedienne weighs in on motherhood, aging, and her many vices.

Medically Reviewed by Louise Chang, MD on December 18, 2006
3 min read

Not possible to be allergic to housework ... it is an inescapable part ofbeing female.

I wanted to get out there after 9/11.


I feel great for a fat, cranky, old, left-leaning Jewish grandmother.

The public schools are in a shambles of bullyism, and at the mercy ofprofit-making sociopaths.

Nips and tucks are OK if people feel they want to do that. It comes fromfeeling insecure though ... it's like a walking ad for "insecure."

Baby boomers do not want to go and are stubbornly holding on for dear life-- no matter the cost, no matter the effect -- after screwing everything uptotally for their kids and grandkids ... it's the total psychopathgeneration.

A good mother leaves things in order, and in better shape than she found it,as well as leaving a little something behind in the bank for the future.

Many. They start with cheese, Godiva ....

Whoever discovered the cacao tree.

[The famous baker] Marie Callender. One word: PIE!!

I started the Roseanne Barr Foundation as a nonprofit charity dedicated tohelping the neediest members of our society. Currently we are helping thedisplaced residents of the Gulf Coast. For this reason, we have teamed up withACORN, the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now, to establisha building materials co-op in the New Orleans neighborhood of Gentilly. You canlearn more about ACORN at

The Trevor Project ( is a nonprofit organizationthat operates the nation's only around-the-clock suicide prevention helplinefor gay teens. Its work is especially critical because gay teens are threetimes more likely to attempt suicide than their heterosexual peers. I'mpersonally aware of the tough challenges gay youth can face, and I hope thatsome of my efforts have helped lead to greater acceptance and made their livesa bit easier.

In 2007 I will be in hiding as an enemy of the Bush regime, as will all whowant health care coverage. In 2027 I will be 74 years old, and I will becleaning up the world's problems still, after reigning as Queen of The Worldfor nearly 10 years at that point.


Originally published in the January/February 2007 issue of WebMD theMagazine.